I'd say the stamp he's bought is a considerable asset.
He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.
- Good morning. Here's the mail. - Thank you.
- Is there anything else I can do? - Hold on a minute.
- Norris. - Hm?
Hackensack Bulls.
"Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here. Best wishes, Monty Brewster."
God!
It isn't an asset any more. He's mailed it.
- Get Cox over here. - Right away, sir.
The son of a bitch.
So, in confidence, you can see it's vital to the firm...
..that Brewster does not succeed in spending $30 million.
He's made a fool of you and your ex-wife. We think he has designs on your fiancée.
An error in book-keeping discovered at the last moment should do the trick.
Say a $20,000 mistake in Mr Brewster's favour. It'll be our insurance policy.
And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.
Welcome aboard, Warren.
The big story on Wall Street is that lcebergs lnternational...
..has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum...
..in order to secure tax benefits within the common mark.et. This will enable...
- Is he a genius, or is he a genius? - Can't understand it, Mr Brewster?
The stock., which was valued at 1/, now has a par value of over $9 a share.
I wanna sell my stock in the lceberg.
Sell? Oh, no. That doesn't seem like a very smart thing...
- Mr Brewster? - What?
The parent company, Wometco, is one of the strongest in the petroleum market.
They've been good performers in profits and dividends.
Don't sell. You've got obligations. A huge payroll, overhead, retirement plans.
- You don't wanna lay anyone off, do ya? - No, I don't.
Count it. It's all here. Nothing but long shots, huh?
You just won yourself a cool million five, wise guy.
The word is out on you. I had to lay these bets off all over town.
You don't make another bet in this city again, ever!
Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch. Thanks a lot, baby.
This is unreported income gained from an illegal venture.
I recommend that you dispatch a courier to Switzerland...
..and deposit this money in a secret account.
I don't want it. I'll give it to charity.
- What's your favourite charity? - There are many worthwhile charities.
Many worthwhile charities!
Divide it up amongst the many charities and give it to them.
And go back to work, because this is a business,...
..and we're doing business and nobody's business.
Do it. Business. Good. I want business done.
That was so wonderful what you just did in there.
I know you think I'm always complaining,...
..but I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you.
I appreciate what you're trying to do, but you don't know what I'm trying to do.
- What are you trying to do? - What I'm trying to do...
Monty.
- Could you step in here for a moment? - Of course, Marilyn.
- Good afternoon, Angela. - Hello, Marilyn.
Well, Monty. What do you think of our postmodern fantasy?
Hello, darling. Marilyn's really outdone herself this time, don't you think?
It's good. It is very good, Marilyn.
But it's not great. I want you to reach deep down inside yourself this time...
..and come up with something unique.
I wanna walk in this room and say "Monty, I wanna die in this room."
I wanna die in this room, Marilyn.
And double the workmen's salary. I mean, they look exhausted.
Help out. Come on! It's a business.
Angela! I'm not gonna be able to make dinner, darling.
- There's just too much to be done. - Whatever you say, Warren.
A room you want to die in.
- What? - What were you trying to tell me?
I don't know how to say this. Even though I'm not the person you thought I was,...
..l'm not the person that you think I am now either.
But why does making money make you miserable,...
- ..and when you lose it, you act happy? - I can't get used to being rich.
But you mustn't just squander the money.
Squander it? I'm making millions.
We got off to a bad start. I thought we'd take a ride and get to know each other.
You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy.
- Miss Drake, your chariot awaits. - Oh, no. I can't accept this.
- This is a $125,000 car. - Eugene said I needed a tax write-off.
Can't we take a ride without having an argument?
I promise not to spend any money... except on you for lunch.
All right. But lunch and then that's it.
- So where shall we go? - You're drivin'.
Ooh, there's a nice little restaurant near the place where I grew up.
It's not fancy, but...
What the... Are you all right?
- I think so. - Are you sure?
I'm terribly sorry. The parking attendant left my car in first.
When I turned on the ignition, it shot forward. Are you all right?
- Fine, but you look hurt. - Honestly, I'm fine.
Look, here's my driver's licence.
Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.
You're in a state of shock. Emotional trauma.
- What are you talkin' about? - Brain damage. He doesn't know.
Hey, George! Get an ambulance!
Are you all right, Mr Brewster?
Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?
Yes, that's me.
I don't feel very good. I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.
- Stop it! Can't you see he's faking? - I can't have this on my conscience.
Dear sir. Could you settle this out of court for a couple of hundred thousand dollars?
- Two ex-wives. - Two ex-wives?
300,000?
You go to the doctor's right away, OK?
You give him this for a prescription... and you'll be all right.
- Thank you. - Have a good day!
Get a cold compress for that thing on your head.
Nice man. See, the cheque'll be a receipt.
I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now. I wanna meet your family.
Meet my family? What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?
I would be ashamed to introduce my family to you!
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
Angela! Will you wait a minute? I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
The first time you get some money, what do you do?
You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
Oh, my God.
Oh, look at that. Isn't that awful?
I don't believe it. How tasteless.
That girl is ungrateful, considering all the things you've done to try to improve her.
I just think this is unforgivable.
Thank you.
You may not be interested in what Marilyn and I are doing,...
..but we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.
- AD? - Architectural Digest.
That's wonderful. I'm happy for you and Marilyn.
- Are you all right? - I'm not very happy with this situation.
- You could have fooled me. - What's that supposed to mean?
That you and Monty seem to be getting along well.
Give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking. Champagne, anything.
Yes, sir.
Drinks on the house! Courtesy of Mr Brewster.
Monty Brewster's extravagance k.nows no bounds.
After paying the highest-recorded price for a stamp,...
..Brewster today shelled out a record $600,000...
..for five cases of 114-year-old French wine.
He stunned the crowd at the auction house by not only paying in cash for the wine,...
..but by opening all 60 bottles at a reception for the public afterwards.
At $10,000 a bottle, that's gotta be the most expensive hangover I've heard of.
- Angela? - What?
I asked if your feelings had changed.
How can I make it any clearer? Can you pay for the drinks and let's go?
The drinks are on Monty.
- Brewster? - Yes?
Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun. I gotta spend money.
- Mailing that stamp was quite ingenious. - You like that? And the wine auction?
Again, very imaginative. I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
There she goes again, as usual.
I am tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody. I'm fed up.
I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause. I don't think I can pull this off.
I don't know, but that baseball game you're planning sounds like a good step.
My left leg. See? I planted it down wrong. I was off balance.
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
Hi, Monty. How's it going, buddy?
- Tell him the good news. - You tell him.
- I got good news and bad news. - Tell him the bad news first.
The bad news is I did what you wanted me to do. I got rid of your lceberg stocks.
- That's great. - You ready for the good news?
I took Eugene's advice. I admit, without you knowing, I used the corporate name.
- I made some investments for you. - That's OK.
What did I buy? A commodity thing, an oil well...
- He just made you $10 million. - $10 million!
- Woo-hoo hoo! Yee-ha ha! - Isn't that wonderful?
Ten million, ten million, ten million dollars!
No! Damn it!
I'm right back where I started, damn it!
Jesus.
$10 million. $10 million.
What's the matter, Monty?
I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.
It's American money.
Congratulations.
About that furniture you wanted us to rent.
I'm afraid the company requires a substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
- Have to keep those books straight. - Yeah.
So long.
I'd like to be alone... by myself.
No problem. You must be getting psyched up for the Yankee game.
He always does this. He gets cranky cos he's getting psyched up for a big game.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. This time we'll just leave him alone.
- I don't get it. - Yeah, what is with him?
- We should consider psychiatric help. - What are you? Nuts?
OK.
With two week.s until the election, this station is sorry to report...
..that it is unable to endorse either of the candidates for mayor of New York..
Both Mr Heller and Mr Salvino have been pumping scandalous amounts of money...
..into slick. advertising campaigns that, so far, have only demonstrated their ability...
..to slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
In the view of this station, the only issue being raised by this debate...
..is whether the city of New York. is for sale,...
..andjust how much slush money it will tak.e to buy it.
Running for office is expensive, and it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
- Yeah. What's he know about politics? - He's trying to do some good.
I've figured this out. That's why he gets upset when he makes a profit.
It makes him feel guilty. He's trying to do the right thing for once in his life.
Mr Brewster! Mr Brewster!
Mr Brewster, could you give us your reasons...
..for your sudden and unexpected candidacy?
I figure voting for Salvino or Heller is just as silly as them running for office.
That's as silly as me running for office.
What is not silly is the power of the people's vote.
I think the people should use it to vote for...
..none of the above!
Are we to understand that you don't actually want anyone to vote for you?
What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
Mr Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city?
Sanitation, union corruption...
The bottom line is I'm here to buy your votes.
With only 10 days left before the election,...
..how will you find support for that position?
I don't expect support. I'm asking people not to send money in to my candidacy.
They should keep their money. They'll need it after this election.
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
Tonight, I'm here to talk to you about "None of the above".
You know how, at election time, you decide not to vote...
..because the two candidates are so repulsive?
Repulsive's not the word. We 're all full of shit.
I didn't think you could use that kind of language on television.
Maybe he's just trying to get his point across.
I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.
These are just things politicians use to trick. you into think.ing they're respectable.
Well... to the politician, huh?
- He bought prime time on every station? - Worse than that, he's on network.
He's running spots in all 52 states in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.
Write in "None of the above" on your ballot.
Don't vote for any of us. We 're assholes.
We 'll only mak.e things worse.
Let's drink. to it.
I wanna thank you for coming out today...
..to see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election.
I wanna ask the question.
- Who's buying the booze? - You are!
- Who's buying the food? - You are!
- And who's tryin' to buy your vote? - You are!
- And who you're gonna vote for? - None of the above!
- Say it again! - None of the above!
- Let me hear it one more time! - None of the above!
Brewster! Brewster! Brewster!
Call it outrageous. Call it a breath of fresh air.
But what you can no longer call it is a jok.e campaign.
Eccentric multimillionaire Montgomery Brewster...
..is electrifying crowds and is starting to show up in the polls.
All this reporter can say is I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.
So, what do you wanna talk about?
- Me? Your people called my people. - Bullshit. Your people moved first.
What's the difference? We got the same problem.
Brewster.
You heard what he said about us yesterday. I'll quote it for you.
"Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats."
"Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000-a-year job...
..unless he planned to steal it back with interest?"
You and I are gonna sue him for every cent he's got.
That's very good, Heller. Very good.
I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats...
..and I had to pay 'em $4 million for the emotional damage it did.
- What do you think of your opponents? - They're slime. You can quote me.
Don't quote him, please.
Any prediction on the game?
I'm takin' that game more serious than I am this election.
Can we take anything you say seriously?
It's like the saying: "If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire."
Well, I'm a millionaire.
He didn't mean that. Don't you dare quote him on that.
You must be so nervous about this game. You put everything into it.
Not everything, but a lot.
This is my big day. I'm pitching against the Yankees.
I can get any team out for three innings.
Good afternoon. The New York. Yank.ee baseball network. is on the air.
We've got a special edition of Yankee baseball,...
..a special three-inning exhibition game...
..between the New York. Yank.ees and - are you ready for this? -
the Hack.ensack. Bulls.
I know they're the Yankees. You know how many years I listened to you guys...
..complaining about you never get your shot?
Well, today we get our shot.
There's gonna be sports writers there.
Newscasters, TV, radio.
Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
But if you don't show your stuff out there, nobody's gonna know it.
Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!
That was a great speech you made.
I know you got something to prove, but don't try to show these guys up.
Monty looks so tiny. Those Yankees look so big. Can he get hurt?
Nah. They'll just take his fast balls and dent some cars in the parkin' lot.
I better move my limousine.
No votes for Brewster!
None of the above!
Hear this crowd go crazy. That's for Montgomery Brewster.
That financial-world wizard who came on the scene...
..and continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.
None of the above! None of the above!
All right! Let's play ball.
- Hackensack Bulls, huh? - That's the name.
Robby digs in and we're under way.
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign and kicks in the first pitch.
- Change-up? - No, that was his fastball.
I guess you'd have to call that his change-up, hey, Biff?
- Swing on, it's a hotshot. - Out!
You are out.
Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is legendary, Vinnie.
Hey, Ken Dixon. It's a pleasure to be on the same field.
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
- That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute. - He sure does.
You had a great season this year, Mr Dixon.
I saw that game in Boston back in June, was it?
- Saw that game? - Yeah, I saw that game.
I tell you. Great game. Two home runs. A triple. Six RBls. I can't believe...
- ..you didn't make the all-star team. - I didn't believe it either.
That was a foul ball.
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there.
- Dixon, I saw your wife on television. - Yeah?
- She sure is an ugly bitch. - Thanks.
- Strike three, you're out!
And you shut up. Get outta here.
You shut up. Get outta here.
- You shut up. - What did I say?
- What happened, man? - He called my wife an ugly bitch.
- Snack bar! - I'm a snack bar? You're an asshole.
It's a heated exchange. Looks like this game may have some real spirit after all.
It's all right. Come on.
One word out of you, fat boy, and you eat your mask.
You won't talk to me the way you did Dixon.
Can I help it if a guy can't take a joke? Have you ever seen his wife?
Yeah. Ugly bitch!
There's a long drive to deep centre field. Back., back., way back..
Mik.e Scharf with a brilliant leaping catch.
- Uh-huh? - Warren Cox. You're expecting me.
Uh, yeah, right. The refund.
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
I'm glad to get rid of it. Don't like having that kind of money around here.
The boss wasn't too happy when he found out Mr Brewster didn't like the furniture.
Yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
By the way, how's the big game coming?
Bulls are ahead one-zip, but they're starting to hit 'em.
Right.
No, no, no, no, no!
Ken Dixon driving a grand-slam home run...
..and the Yank.ees lead it four to one.
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hack.ensack..
Sounds more lik.e a death k.nell.
That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
New York Yankee power has burst a balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx Bombers'd be the bad guys?
Oh, my!
Gotta take you out, kid.
He just got lucky, Monty.
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
I'm proud of you and all the guys.
What the hell, this is the New York Yankees.
Play ball!
That was a valiant effort. Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.
Mr Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
If it's the money you're worried about, don't. I only have $38,000 left.
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
Yes, but it looks like you could win this election.
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary,...
..which would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.
OK, here are the final totals. For the Yankees to win, four runs on four hits...
Wait a minute. Somethin' might be goin' on.
It looks like Brewster's gonna address this crowd of folks.
Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars and buy hisself an election,...
..but it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.
And that's what all these gentlemen here are today. Real professionals.
See, the election was supposed to be a joke.
I didn't expect anybody to vote for me. I didn't think I'd be taken seriously.
I thought "None of the above" was a pretty good idea.
I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.
How about that, Biff? Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.
It's not all downhill. I mean I still got...
..$38,000 left.
I'm gonna throw a party tonight at the hotel in New York...
..and you're all invited.
Hi.
I thought I'd find you here.
Since Warren's not around, I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.
I'm sorry about you retiring from baseball. I know how much it meant to you.
That's all right. It happens to everyone sooner or later.
- It's the nature of the game. - Yeah.
I don't think there's anything left here for me to add up,...
- ..so I guess this is goodbye. - Don't you wanna go to the party?
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating...
..unless you think it's OK to squander $30 million?
I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
Tomorrow I won't be like this any more.
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It's all over.
You don't even have a job playing baseball any more and what do you do?
You throw a party with your last 38,000!
I pissed off so much money, I figured what difference does $38,000 make.
How dare you? That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
Get your values together cos you'll need 'em.
Wait until tomorrow, then you'll know what this is about.
Just forget it. I hope you have fun at that party cos that's all you got left.
I love you.
Mr Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr Brewster...
..since he's currently insolvent.
Yeah. Put some money in here now.
I didn't bring my wallet. I thought this was a free party.
- I see. Too bad. - Do you put your money in tin cans?
You got it, big boy. This gravy train ain't gonna run for ever.
Oh-ho, what's this?
Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
I'm gonna put you on my Christmas-card list.
How about a glass of champagne?
How about a bottle of champagne? I'm gonna get drunk.
Monty!
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
Mr Brewster, I think you're a hell of a nice man and we took up a collection for you.
You've paid us all so much money, we feel bad now that you're broke...
..so would you take this money, please?
I really appreciate this, but you know me.
I'll just spend it. I can't take it.
- Brother, take the money, please. - I can't.
- Take the money. - No.
I know. You don't want charity. Forget the charity.
I was gonna save this for a rainy day. I tell ya now, it's raining.
Except for a few suits that I bought, I saved almost every penny you gave me.
Now, I got an idea.
We're gonna buy a Corvette and drive across country to the Rocky Mountains.
- We'll buy a cabin and go fishing... - Spike, you're beautiful, man. You are.
- But you don't know. Tomorrow... - Yeah?
Almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
What are you talkin' about?
I can't tell my closest friend cos my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.
- Why? What are you saying? - Uh...
Hey, it's supposed to be a party.
It's a party! How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?
I mean, what? Somebody die? I gotta get full value for my money.
You heard him. He said he doesn't want it.
Did you really spend all that money?
Nice friend I turned out to be. You give me money so I could play catch with you?
Spike, you don't understand.
Nobody understands.
I don't even understand any more. And I am sick of money.
I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna go and get tore up.
Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?
It's after three, Mr Brewster.
Checkout time?
I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.
Like I always said, Mr Carter. You're a real nice man.
I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr Brewster.
I almost forgot.
Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.
Piss off $30 million. Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.
You asshole.
I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.
You lease some great clothes. All of 'em.
Keep this, too.
Monty? Well, hello. I hardly recognised you.
It's ready, sir. What do you think?
Do you like it?
Marilyn, this is the room I could die in.
Thank God.
I'm so glad.
OK, boys.
Take it all back.
I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.
- Taxicab, Mr Brewster? - I can't afford it now. I'm outta money.
You'll never guess who I voted for this morning. "None of the above".
That's good.
That's real good.
This is Chuck Fleming in Times Square. That newsflash tells it all.
Former candidate Montgomery Brewster,...
..who withdrew from the campaign yesterday, and apparently dead broke,...
..checked out of his hotel a few hours ago,...
..wearing the baseball jersey and cap he had on 30 days ago.
Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.
We followed his roller-coaster ride of success and failure...
..and now it would seem to be over.
But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
If you're out there, Monty, turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.
Chuck Fleming, Action News.
Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.
I've got wonderful news. No, wonderful, wonderful news.
Do you remember the $20,000 that you gave me as a deposit on the furniture?
Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.
Isn't that fortunate?
- Three minutes. - I'm sorry, Roundfield,...
..but our records indicate Brewster still has a substantial amount of money.
- Really? - Mm-hm.
I can't believe it! I quit!
I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
Look, I know I lost and everything...
..so I'll sign what you want me to sign and leave.
- Give him the quitclaim papers. - Use my pen.
Mr Brewster, you still have two full minutes.
Two full minutes for what? I blew it. I'm burnt out.
We were rooting for you all the way.
- Warren, what are you doing? - Ssh! He's about to sign it all away.
- What are you doing here? - Closing out Brewster's account.
- Sign what away? - Ssh! I guess I can let you in on it now.
In a few seconds I'm gonna be a full partner, as soon as he signs that paper.
See, the reason that he blew the $30 million...
..was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.
He had to spend all that money? Why didn't he tell me?
It was a condition of the will. He had to keep it a secret.
If it's such a big secret, how come you know all about it?
I'm afraid that too is a secret.
Uh-uh. He did spend that money. I have the receipts.
Maybe you're not so thorough. Remember the Dawson and Clark account?
Fine custom furniture and draperies?
- No! Give me that! - Monty, stop! Don't sign anything!
Miss Drake! This is a private meeting. Leave or you'll be fired.
Sign right here.
Warren cheated. They put him up to it. He withheld the $20,000 deposit...
..so Monty would think he'd spent it.
I forgot to give her the receipt. It was an honest mistake.
Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?
Preposterous. We're completely innocent.
- You are fired, Miss Drake. - Oooh.
My lucky day, huh, Warren?
You're my pal, right?
You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!
No, no, no. That was just a coincidence.
You're a terrible liar and an awful decorator.
- It's better than being rabbits. - What are you insinuating?
You're a big girl. You figure it out.
Hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.
That's excellent advice, Mr Brewster, but a little late.
I'm glad you did that because I'm gonna sue you for so much money,...
..you'll be in debt to me for life.
How d'you like to settle out of court for $20,000 in cash?
You think I came down with the last drop of rain? I'm not falling for that.
No settlements. I'm taking you to court. What are you gonna do?
When that clock strikes 12, you are dead broke for life.
You're a loser. A real loser.
I'll need an attorney. Will $20,000 be enough of a retainer?
- I'm a paralegal. I don't have a degree. - You can get one with $20,000.
- You need a receipt!
I'll give you a receipt.
Please! Hurry, please.
As the executor of your great-uncle's will, I hereby declare...
..that the full inheritance of $300 million is yours.
Wow!
Congratulations.
Gentlemen, I sense conspiracy to defraud here.
I'll have to order a full investigation, with your consent, Mr Brewster.
Well... Send 'em to the showers.
It'll take 20 years to dry off where you're goin'. Better take a big towel.
Mr Roundfield, you're a real nice man.
Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
Warren, better learn the blues. You know...
# Hey, baby, I'm sorry I did it
# I didn't mean to do it
# We got the money
# "In The Nick of Time" by Patti LaBelle